Thursday's Throbbing Absurdities: 'Buckle Up and Get Ready' Folks - The World is Healing

From our Give Credit Where Credit Is Due file, I noted yesterday’s breaking news that a ceasefire and hostage swap deal had been reached related to the war between Israel and Hamas.

The final agreement came less than a week after the Trump transition team took an active role in the negotiations, presumably to reinforce Trump’s warning that “all hell will break loose” if the hostages were still being held by Hama when he takes office four days from today.

Naturally, Old Joe the Pretend POTUS sock puppet refused to give the Trump team even a smidgen of credit for the deal despite the fact that he and his band of clowns had had zero success in making it happen for 17 long months. The old joke went so far as to claim he had personally laid out the terms for the deal 8 months ago, which everyone knows he has no mental capability of doing:

Excerpt from the ABC story:

"The elements of this deal were what I laid out in detail this past May, which was embraced by countries around the world and endorsed overwhelmingly by the UN Security Council," Biden said.

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And let’s be honest: The fact that the UN security council endorses the deal 100% means the deal is far better for Hamas terrorists in Gaza than it is for the US or Israel. Hey, maybe Biden did concoct the plan after all!