Thursday's Throbbing Absurdities: Elon Goes From Friend to Fool, and KJP is Hawking a Book

“American liberals are happy fools and useful tools.” - Joseph Stalin

The problem with allying yourself with a billionaire who is on the spectrum and has pretty much no social filter at all is that they’re unpredictable and they will ultimately do whatever they want. You know, like that Cartman character on South Park.

President Donald Trump should’ve known this better than anyone else. After all, he is a billionaire - though probably not one on the spectrum - who has been quite unpredictable and has done what he wants throughout his entire adult life. He should have known that his buddy-ship with Elon Musk, the wealthiest man on earth, would last only so long as he could keep Musk engaged and happy.