Thursday's Throbbing Absurdities: Epstein Documents Coming Today? Maybe so, Maybe no.

Pete Hegseth and the Pentagon revealed Wednesday a policy requiring everyone suffering from gender dysphoria, i.e., transgenders, will be discharged from as quickly as reasonably possible as part of the effort to restore sanity to the U.S. military. Effective immediately, the Pentagon is also halting all funding for transgender surgeries that had become rampant within the military establishment.

"It is the policy of the United States Government to establish high standards for service member readiness, lethality, cohesion, honesty, humility, uniformity, and integrity," said the memo, dated February 26.

The absurdity here is that such a move was needed to begin with.