Thursday's Throbbing Absurdities: Feeding on the Misery of Democrats is Such a Glorious Thing
Here’s how the Democrat party/media wars and TV segments are going now:
MSNBC Host: [plays clip of Biden saying “I’m not gettin’ out, I tell ya! I won the primaries, I have all the convention delegates, and I’m in this to beat Donald Trump and saaaaave our democracy!”] So, madam Speaker, are you with Joe Biden as the nominee?
Nancy Pelosi: He just has to decide. We are waiting for him to make a final decision.
Host: But you just saw and heard him say he’s not leaving the race. Are you with him?
Nancy Pelosi: I’m good with whatever decision he eventually makes.
Host: …um, well, he seems to have already made a dec…
Pelosi: We just need to give him time to decide. This whole NATO thing and stuff, you know.
Host: Ma’am, we just saw and heard him say it…
Pelosi: Look, Joe has been a great president, and he deserves some space here. Why are you in the media trying to rush him into a decision?
Host: Well, I’m not…
Pelosi: As soon as the President has made his decision, then we can move on, but for now, we just have to wait.
Host: But…wait for what?
Pelosi: For him to make a decision. Isn’t that what you keep asking me?
Host: Well, um, should we play that clip for you again?
Pelosi: That clip doesn’t matter. You can’t hold him to that. We just have to wait.
Host: I…well, thank you for your time.
Pelosi: I’m with Joe, whatever he decides. We just love and adore Joe.
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