Campaign Update by David Blackmon

Campaign Update by David Blackmon

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Thursday's Throbbing Absurdities: Jasmine Crockett and Chip Roy - Two Malignant Peas in a Texas Pod

Thursday's Throbbing Absurdities: Jasmine Crockett and Chip Roy - Two Malignant Peas in a Texas Pod

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Apr 09, 2025
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Thursday's Throbbing Absurdities: Jasmine Crockett and Chip Roy - Two Malignant Peas in a Texas Pod
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Let’s start the day with a good laugh, this one from the ubiquitous and always oh, so, sassy Rep. from Texas, the Pride of South Dallas, Jasmine Crockett:

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So I had to go around the country and educate people about what immigrants do for this country or the fact that we are a country of immigrants. Right?

The fact is, ain't none of y'all trying to go and farm right now. Okay, so I'm live. Raise your hands. You're not, you're not. We're done picking cotton! We are. You can't pay us enough to find a plantation.

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This young-ish black woman, who no doubt claims to be a descendant of slaves, wants to keep 30 million illegal aliens here in America to pick cotton. She is apparently oblivious to the reality that her Democrat descendants used that very same reasoning to try to preserve what they called the “institution of slavery” before the Civil War. She is also equally oblivious that preserving that “institution” was the main reason why the Democrat party was created to begin with.

Astonishing, really. You just could never make Jasmine Crockett up if she didn’t already exist. You know that’s true, so please do not try.

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