Thursday's Throbbing Absurdities: Jasmine is More Than Sassy Now - She's 'Dark Woke' Sassy!

We all know that Jasmine Crockett, the Pride of South Dallas (POSD), made a conscious decision shortly after being elected to congress a few years ago that her ticket to fame and Democrat party leadership in the House was to be sassy.

Since that time, this product of an upperclass upbringing in St. Louis has conducted herself like she’s playing the sassy female neighbor on The Jeffersons or Good Times.

Well, I’m here to let you know this morning that the POSD is upping her damn game again, this time rewriting her very origin story during a sassy appearance on Jimmy Kimmel’s failing show.