Thursday's Throbbing Absurdities: Rand Paul FA'd Too Long, and Now He's FO

The 4-letter acronym “FAFO” has become one of the favorite retorts to any preening jackass who has gotten out over his skis in U.S. society in recent years. It has been so popular for more than a little while now that it may be bordering on overuse, but I’m going to use it today to illustrate a key point about the travails of Kentucky’s libertarian Senator, Rand Paul.

For those who aren’t familiar, “FAFO” stands for f*ck around and find out. It is, for example, the only truly proper retort to this clown LA rioter here:

If that trust fund twerp FA’s with the National Guard a little too much, he will definitely FO the hard way just how wrong he really is.

But back to Sen. Paul.