Thursday's Throbbing Absurdities: The DNC Grift Collapses

Let’s kick off this collection of absurdities with what has to be the most glorious bit of FAFO comeuppance in American history:

That’s right: The DNC, led by a collection of pronoun monkeys, octogenarian hippie leftovers, race hustlers, and male WNBA aspirants - not to mention DNC chairman [checks notes] Ken Martin - is now broke. The fact that this news comes just a couple of months after Elon Musk and the DOGE operation exposed the massive money laundering operation contained in the USAID budget and killed it is no coincidence.

Simply put: The DNC spent years F’ing Around, and now it is Finding Out. The FAFO principle in beautiful action.