Campaign Update by David Blackmon

Campaign Update by David Blackmon

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Campaign Update by David Blackmon
Campaign Update by David Blackmon
Thursday's Throbbing Absurdities: The Brisket's On, Biden's Off, and Trump is Makin' Deals

Thursday's Throbbing Absurdities: The Brisket's On, Biden's Off, and Trump is Makin' Deals

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May 08, 2025
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Thursday's Throbbing Absurdities: The Brisket's On, Biden's Off, and Trump is Makin' Deals
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With the Conclave of cardinals convening at the Vatican Wednesday, the parody geniuses at the Babylon Bee captured the moment perfectly:

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mmmmmmm…brisket…at Buc-ee’s…

Seriously, if you don’t have Buc-ees in your state, you need to convince your legislature to enact major incentives to get one. Trust me on this.

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