Thursday's Twerking Absurdities: Trump Doesn't Need a Rapper to Draw a Crowd

Before we go to the main event, I wanted to let everyone know that those loud noises you’ve been hearing this morning are the glorious sounds of the exploding heads of every woke dimwit in America after they read this:

That’s right: Spanish tennis Olympian Paula Badosa, a real, geniune, born-with-actual-female-genes female of the human race, blurted out the truth yesterday, telling reporters the following:

"I personally don't think women are prepared to play 5 sets. Also because of what we go through. For example, we go through periods," Paula Badosa said (via TennisONE App). "Our bodies aren't like a man's body. So I really think a woman wouldn't recover as well as a man does."