Tuesday's Absurdity of the Day: Fauci's Approval of Puppy Torture is Striking a Public Nerve

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Fauci Hopes His Experiments On Puppies Will Distract Everyone From Experiments He Performed On Humanity For Past 18 Months

babylonbee.comFauci Hopes His Experiments On Puppies Will Distract Everyone From Experiments He Performed On Humanity For Past 18 MonthsWASHINGTON, D.C. - Dr. Anthony Fauci is embroiled in controversy over his organization reportedly funding an experiment in which dogs had their heads trapped in cages and were eaten by sandflies alive, which we are told is a perfectly normal procedure performed by scientists as well as psychopathic …

One of the main tenets of the John Wick movies in which Keanu Reeves spends two hours killing everything in sight is “never kill the dogs.” It’s a bit of sage advice that someone should have provided to the Little Menace to Society Anthony Fauci years ago.

Thanks to his grandfatherly demeanor, Fauci can get away with a lot of bad acts, and he has gotten away with serial lying to the media, the public and to congress about COVID-19 and his own actions at the NIH for the past 20 months.

But he may not be able to get away with torturing puppies in the name of “science.”

This thing with the beagle puppies that I wrote about on Monday is continuing to swell across social media now, despite the best efforts by the old media to ignore the story. In case you missed it, Fauci approved a $375,800 grant to “…a lab in Tunisia to drug beagles and lock their heads in mesh cages filled with hungry sand flies so that the insects could eat them alive.”

Ok, that’s repugnant enough, isn’t it? I mean, there is a special place in hell for individuals who mistreat animals, and this takes the word “mistreat” to evil heights. But the story actually gets even worse than just letting sand flies eat the Beagle puppies alive.

It turns out that the Mengele disciples who run the Tunisian lab became tired of hearing the incessant barking and yelping from these Beagle pups as they were being eaten to death. In order to avoid that inconvenience, the “doctors” resorted to removing the pups’ vocal cords before the evil experiment began.

This was all a part of an exercise to test an experimental drug on the puppies once they’d been infected by the disease-carrying sand flies.

Think this story can’t possible get any worse? Hah! The Little Monster Fauci sure fooled you! It turns out that the reason this Tunisian lab funded by the NIH sought out Beagle pups specifically is due to the fact that Beagles are perhaps the single most trusting dog breed of human beings.

It’s all just too despicable for words to adequately convey.

Fauci is of course doing everything he can to try to avoid this issue and let the furor die down with the help of his media supporters. But with 2 dozen members of congress of both parties - the vast majority Republicans, of course, because Democrats find it damn near impossible to stray from the Fauci deification script - having signed a letter to the Sock Puppet demanding that the Little Menace appear before congress to explain himself, Fauci may not be able to maintain his silence on the matter for very long.

One thing is certain: This issue has touched off a wave of outrage targeting Fauci across social media. It’s a wave that needs to continue to grow, because Anthony Fauci is not just a menace to our entire society, he is a monster who must be held accountable.

That is all.