Tuesday's Absurdity of the Day: No One Does Fake Video Like Kamala Does Fake Video
In all seriousness, have we ever had a more useless vice president of the United States than Kamala Harris? Yes, I understand that the office of the vice president is pretty non-essential in general, but this woman has done more than just taken that “pitcher of warm spit” to heart: She has demonstrated that she is perfectly willing and able to plumb new depths with it. It’s like she’s trying to make the pitcher overflow or something.
The release of last week’s video of Kamala supposedly taking a group of “normal kids” - as her incompetent staffers described them - on a field trip to a NASA facility was an obvious effort to rehabilitate the Veep’s damaged brand. No, really, seriously: These dimwits really thought that having this complete phony of a human being who literally nobody voted for in 2020 - that’s a literal zero vote count, you can check - stand next to a big telescope and look at those kids and say with her idiotic laugh things like “'There's other things that we just haven't figured out or discovered yet. To think about so much that's out there that we still have to learn, like, I love that,” and “hey, kids, this is a telescope!” was somehow going to improve Willie Brown’s mistress’s public image.
Holy crap.
The lying staff claimed that they had just filmed Harris during the course of a “normal day” for her, and that the interactions with the properly diverse group of children were all, like, totally spontaneous and stuff or something, you know?
Yeah, ok, sure they were. Pretty much nobody with functioning cranial synapses - which excludes the Sock Puppet, of course - was buying that line of BS to begin with, but we all had our suspicions confirmed yesterday when the Daily Mail broke this news:
Yes, friends and neighbors, the staff of the veep is so damn incompetent that they weren’t capable of actually going to a school and asking for five “normal kids” to volunteer for a fun field trip with Kamala. (Which I guess makes sense when you think about it because what kid would want to hang out with that soulless ghoul? Kids have 6th sense about detecting evil, you know.) They thought it would be a peachy idea instead to go out and hire a bunch of child actors, because, well, everything about their job has to do with fooling the public, so why should this exercise in rank futility be any different?
But it gets even worse than this. Check out this part of the Daily Mail’s story:
Critics of Harris have leapt on the video, with the mockery compounded by the revelation that it was produced by Canadian company 'Sinking Ship Entertainment'.
Swear to God above, they couldn’t even hire an American company to film this crap - they went to Canada instead, and hired a company with a name that perfectly describes the current situation with Harris’s political career.
You just could never make this stuff up, folks. Never in a million billion gazillion years.
That is all.
So in touch with the common folk!
How did we get such incompetent, ignorant buffoons in charge like senile, little girl fondling Joe Biden and Commie-ho Harris? I will tell you how, rigged election.