Tuesday's Tangle of Absurdities: World War III is Coming, Thanks to the DC Swamp

If you are worried about the possibility of a Democrat defeating Ron DeSantis in his bid for re-election as Florida’s Governor, perish that thought. Here are the latest fundraising numbers in that election:

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Florida Governor Fundraising: May 1. Ron DeSantis (R-FL): $143.1 Million 2. Charlie Crist (D-FL): $9.2 Million 3. Nikki Fried (D-FL): $7.6 Million 4. Annette Taddeo (D-FL): $2.09 Million

floridapolitics.comCharlie Crist’s campaign touts another $1M monthCrist’s campaign says it has raised $9.2M so far.

At this point, if you give money to any of these Dems, you might as well just pile it up on your front lawn and have a bonfire with it. Hilarious.

Cenk Uygur, the radical Godfather who basically created AOC, was waxing eloquent about “women” on Monday:

Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur

I just realized why Republicans are obsessed with helping the "pre-born" and refuse to help actual kids who are already born. Because when they're in the womb, it could still be a boy! But once they're born, half of them are women, who they wouldn't help under penalty of law.

My only question is, how does this woke nitwit know they’re women? I mean, all his fellow woke nitwits and our newest Supreme Court justice can’t even define what a woman even is. What am I missing here?

Meanwhile, over in Strasbourg, France, this was happening in the EU Parliament:

Craig Winneker @CraigWinneker

Interpretive dance in the European Parliament. I think the US Congress could use a bit of this

Hell, let’s get these kids over to the U.S. Capitol to distract congress from doing its daily damage to our Republic.

Speaking of congress, the ghost of war-mongering John McCain reared its ugly head in the meat suit of Sen. Lindsey Graham again on Monday:

Michael Tracey @mtracey

Lindsey Graham declares, "let's take out Putin" and says there is "no off-ramp in this war" -- also continues to suggest a No Fly Zone. "We can win this war on behalf of Ukraine," he adds. No compunction whatsoever about announcing that the goal is US-imposed regime change

It isn’t just the Biden administration and congressional Democrats who are trying to entangle the United States in World War III: There are plenty of war-mongering Republicans like Lindsey Graham who are all in favor of it, too.

Mind you, we don’t have to put troops on the ground to become involved in this war - in fact, we’re already involved in it given recent reports of the U.S. Intelligence Community and Pentagon providing intel to the Ukraine military.

It’s a proxy war already, and congress is dead set on escalating our involvement in it:

Mind you, that would be $40 billion ON TOP OF the $33 billion Biden’s already asked for, and that would all be on top of the $20 billion or so we’ve already ‘invested’ in this proxy war.

Remember, this is all money we do not have.

• Our country is more than $30 trillion in debt;

• Inflation is completely out of control;

• Our retirees see their wealth spinning down the drain with the crashing stock market;

• Young mothers can’t find baby formula now to feed their children;

• Biden refuses to spend the $2 billion or so it would cost to finish the Trump border wall to protect our own border from its ongoing invasion;

But Democrats and war-mongering RINOs and neo-cons like Little Lindsey Graham want their World War and they are by-God gonna get it, regardless of how many billions of new dollars they’ll have to print to do it.

Christina Pushaw, spokesperson for Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, nailed the real motivations behind all of this with this tweet:

Christina Pushaw 🐊 🇺🇸 @ChristinaPushaw

@loganclarkhall @RecoverRepub Because that money isn’t actually going to Ukraine, it’s mostly getting funneled back into the DC swamp.

See, all that peace that broke out around the world during the Trump years cost the defense contractor industry dearly, and when the defense contractors are strapped for cash, that means the drying up of all the kickbacks and bribes from foreign governments benefitting from U.S. “protection” that normally flow into the DC Swamp. And hey, that’s how these members of congress manage to become 100 millionaires while knocking down their $150,000 per year salaries, and we can’t have that happening, now, can we?

That is why World War III is about to happen. Don’t kid yourselves otherwise. There are trillions of dollars at stake.

What a disgrace.

That is all I can stand for today.