Tuesday's Terrible Absurdities: Gavin Newsom Devises Novel Way to Clear out Los Angeles Homeless Encampments

Let’s begin with another bit of timely greatness from the comic satire geniuses at the Babylon Bee:

Now, some of you may be thinking, ‘what’s so great about this, Dave? What does it have to do with anything actually happening in the world?’ And if you are thinking that, you must have spent 8 hours playing pickleball or streaming reruns of Celebrity Big Brother Monday.