Tuesday's Terrific Absurdities: The Biden Family Follies Expand Beyond Old Sock Puppet Joe
Hunter Biden was back in the non-corrupt news on Monday, thanks to the great Mollie Hemingway and Miranda Devine at the New York Post:
Here’s an excerpt from that story at the New York Post:
It took a certain bloodless chutzpah for the president to place his scandal-ridden son front and center at a White House function last week.
Hunter Biden, 52, popped up at Thursday’s Medal of Freedom ceremony, to glad-hand and network from his front-row perch even as he awaits indictment by a grand jury in Delaware over his shady foreign business dealings, most lucratively in China.
Just one day earlier, FBI Director Christopher Wray and his British MI5 counterpart made a rare joint public appearance in London to sound the alarm over the growing “serious security and economic threat” posed by China, which aims to steal our intellectual property and corrupt our politics.
Also on Wednesday, US counterintelligence officials issued a bulletin to state and local officials, warning of an escalating campaign by China to manipulate and influence politicians to push Washington for China-friendly policies.
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This seems like an appropriate time for a reminder that the White House allowed Hunter Biden to roam around unsupervised among dozens of children at this year's annual Easter Egg Hunt.
Hey, what could possibly go wrong?
A claim in a new Trump-bashing book is that Paul Ryan got all weepy as he watched the January 6 riot at the Capital take place, a story that is an obvious steaming bag of fresh horse manure.
Regardless of its obvious falsity, reading that story apparently made Geraldo Rivera all weepy over nostalgia for that terrific GOP Romney/Ryan looooooooser ticket of 2012:
This seems like an appropriate time for a reminder that Geraldo Rivera is a life-long Democrat and a raging circus clown of a human being:
Let’s move on…
Speaking of useless political clowns, here is what Elise Stefanik, high-ranking member of House Republican leadership, is focused on right now:
That’s right: Inflation is out of control, we’ve got a war going on in Europe, and we are slouching into a catastrophic energy crisis that will impact every one of us, and the leadership of the GOP is spending its time on shameless virtue signaling about making American flags in the good ol’ U.S. of A.
Look, I love Old Glory as much as the next guy and think it would be all cool and stuff if most flags weren’t made in China these days, but that tweet right there explains so much about why the House GOP caucus consistently ranks among the most despised class of people in this country.
With “leadership” like this, can there be any doubt at all that the Republican Party will find a way to screw up the gift they have been handed in this year’s mid-term elections?
You just could never make this stuff up, folks.
Since we’re on the subject of useless political clowns, let’s move next to the nominal First Lady of the United States, Jill Biden. Mrs. Biden flew to San Antonio yesterday where she spoke to something called - I am not making this up - the “LatinX IncluXion Luncheon.”
No, really - it’s a thing.
Anyways, in her speech, the clueless and worthless nominal First Lady - who makes the utterly useless nominal Vice President Kamala Harris look positively productive by comparison - actually, really and truly said this:
That’s right: Those “latinX” folks are just “as unique as breakfast tacos” according to Jill Biden. She also tried to say the word “Bodego,” but blurted out “bo-ga-da” instead.
No wonder she had to marry a guy whose own son refers to him as “Pedo Pete.”
And Democrats wonder why Hispanic voters are abandoning their party in droves.
While all that fun and unintentional hilarity was going down in the Lone Star State, the most incompetent White House spokesperson in U.S. history had this dire warning about this week’s revelation of the June rate of inflation:
In White House code, the term “highly elevated” really means this:
That’s right, folks: It is panic time where inflation is concerned if KJP is reading talking points like that one.
But hey, at least the price for gasoline has recently “plunged,” at least according to the Democrat operatives at the Associated press:
Of course, if Donald Trump or another Republican were president, AP would have said "inched slightly downwards" in that tweet.
We all know that’s true. Even you Democrats know it, though you’d never admit it.
That is all.
Referring to the flags being made in the U.S. bill - Is that a better use of time for our elected officials than post office naming? Asking for a friend!
Okay you Yay-hoos out there, nobody better be saying I'm as unique as corn beef and cabbage or you'll get my Irish up!