Tuesday's Titillating Absurdities: Dems Re-do Primary Schedule to Boost Old Joe and Kamala
The Dems are actually doing the right thing, but for the wrong reason
Last week, the Rules and Bylaws Committee of the Democrat National Committee announced a plan to finally, at long last, remove the Iowa Caucuses as the first presidential nominating contest on their party’s schedule. The plan would also move the venerable New Hampshire primary down the schedule In the process.
For once, the Dems actually want to do the right thing, but for the wrong reason. That reason was to help ensure their elderly, dementia-stricken Sock Puppet will have an easier path to obtaining the nomination in 2024, when he will be 82 years old:
Certainly, it is to the party puppet masters’ advantage to keep Old Joe in the White House, where they can roll him out in front a TelePrompter from time to time to read the scripts they compile for him. For them, it’s a perfect set up that enables them to be the real deciders on national policies, rather than some idiot elected official.
Political power of the kind afforded by the presidency should not be entrusted to just any old hick who gets the most votes, after all. Thus, despite Biden’s age, it is to the real power brokers’ advantage to keep their willing Sock Puppet sleeping in the presidential bedroom and consuming copious amounts of Tapioca pudding for another 6 years if they can rig the 2024 election as surely as they rigged the one in 2020.