Tuesday's Titillating Absurdities: Kamala's Broke; Wallace Bolts; Starmer's a Joke
The Kamala Harris campaign, despite having “raised” more than $1 billion in just 3 months - most of it by illegal means via Act Blue and other scam operations - somehow managed to finish the race a reported $18 million debt. Amazing.
Hey, if she wants to balance her budget, maybe she should seek refunds from all the depraved celebrities who demanded millions in exchange for their pretend endorsements at Harris campaign rallies.
Here are just some of the millions Harris reportedly laid out to the parade of celebrity scam artists during the final month of her disastrous campaign:
Oprah Winfrey: $1 million. Oprah’s a damn billionaire already.
Eminem: $1.8 million
Lizzo: $3 million, which she has probably already spent on liposuction and diabetes meds.
Megan Thee Stallion: $5 million.
Beyonce’: a whopping $10 million. Oprah’s probably pissed about that, knowing she should have demanded more.
Total all that up, and you are right at $20.8 million, more than enough to retire the Harris campaign debt. And we haven’t even heard what she laid out to other useless celebs like Cardi B and Taylor Swift.