Tuesday's Titillating Absurdities: America First Means No More European Wars

Let’s begin with a hat tip to X user Maga Kitty, who posted this video with the caption:

Now, that’s funny, I don’t care who ya are.

Unless, that is, you haven’t first seen the video clip of 47-year-old French fake President Emanuel Macron getting bitch slapped on his presidential jet by his suspiciously masculine, 72 year-old wife, Slugger, er, what’s-her-name.