Campaign Update by David Blackmon

Campaign Update by David Blackmon

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Campaign Update by David Blackmon
Campaign Update by David Blackmon
Tuesday's Toasty Absurdities: Another KJP Implosion, The Trouble With Buffalo Farts and San Fran Nan's Retirement Plans

Tuesday's Toasty Absurdities: Another KJP Implosion, The Trouble With Buffalo Farts and San Fran Nan's Retirement Plans

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Nov 08, 2022
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Tuesday's Toasty Absurdities: Another KJP Implosion, The Trouble With Buffalo Farts and San Fran Nan's Retirement Plans
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Let’s start Election Day 2022 off with a delightful clip from the least competent White House Press Secretary in American history, Karine Jean Pierre, as she tries to explain away her Sock Puppet boss’s recent pledge to kill America’s coal industry:

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Wall Street Silver @WallStreetSilv
She's breaking ... 🔊sound ...🤣🤡
1:39 AM ∙ Nov 8, 2022
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"It was loud and, uh, hard to hear...uh, I think, or maybe not..."

Seriously, it's like the White House actively sought out and hired the very worst person for this job they could find. Then again, this is the same White House that nominated Jennifer Granholm to be Energy Secretary and nominated a woman who doesn’t know what a woman is to serve on the Supreme Court. Finding the least competent person for any job appears to be the main core competency at this White House.

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For those who were not aware, Monday was National Bison Day (yes, there really is a National Bison Day, because why not?) and this fellow noted the occasion with this tweet:

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Lakota Man @LakotaMan1
The slaughter of the buffalo was a crime against the earth itself — wouldn’t you agree? #NationalBisonDay 🪶🦬
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6:22 PM ∙ Nov 5, 2022
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I’m not sure about the whole “crime against the earth itself” thing, but I do agree with Lakota Man that the slaughter of the American Bison was an atrocity bordering on an act of genocide given the beast’s importance to the various tribes of Plains Indians extant at the time.

What Lakota Man has probably not considered, though, is that, if millions of Bison still roamed America’s fruited plains, today’s climate alarmists would be gluing themselves to the Liberty Bell and toppling statues of Buffalo Bill Cody in efforts to draw attention to the need to slaughter them all over again on the grounds that their burps and farts are a “crime against the earth itself.”

What goes around comes around, right? Right.

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