Was Corn Pop a Cannibal?

Our pretend POTUS had an unusually awful day on Thursday that must be talked about even though the New York Times would rather focus on Donald Trump’s facial expressions and hand gestures during the tedious jury selection in his Soviet-style show trial.

First, Biden’s evil handlers decided it would be a just peachy idea to try to copy Trump’s highly-impactful visit to a Chik-Fil-A in Atlanta last week, by having their Sock Puppet shuffle into a gas station/convenience store and try to replicate the event.

Very predictably, this was an absolutely horrible idea that resulted in nothing but awful video that Trump can use in his own campaign:

Here’s the full video: