Wednesday's Parade of Absurdities: Too Good to Pick Just One
Man, oh, man, this has really been a week for the daily Democrat theater of the absurd. So many proper absurdities floating around right now that it is literally impossible to choose just one. As El Guapo would say, we truly do have a plethora of absurdities this morning. So today I give you a series of short takes.
Let’s start with despicable CNN host Don Lemon:
Ok, so, despite his years of on-air paling around with Fredo Cuomo, it turns out that Don Lemon hates the younger brother of Cuomo Crime Family boss Andrew with a burning passion. He hilariously also questions Fredo’s “journalistic standards” as if that is something that even exists in the halls at CNN HQ.
This seems a totally appropriate time to remind everyone that the big news about Don Lemon this week is that he is headed for a jury trial in the sexual assault lawsuit brought against him by a bartender in the Hamptons.
Oh. If you take Don Lemon seriously, then you are not a serious person.
From our In Case You Missed it File:
The Sock Puppet Administration’s big initiative for Black History Month is to roll out a new $30 million program to distribute free crack pipes to drug addicts to “promote racial equity.” I swear I do not make this stuff up:
I mean, who could possibly make this stuff up?
The comedy geniuses at The Babylon Bee kill it again, this time on the fears of the adherents to the leftist COVID religion:
It’s only funny because you know it’s actually true for millions of these sad people.
Speaking of COVID-related madness, Drew Holden gets this exactly right:
None of this has ever been about public health or “science.” All of it has always been solely about Democrats wanting to control you. As soon as you accept that reality, everything they’ve done to you and your kids makes perfect sense.
Speaking of Democrats using COVID as an excuse to abuse our children, it turns out that Stacey Abrams didn’t just sit down on the floor to take a quick un-masked photo with all those masked school kids the other day:
The rotund Georgia Democrat was there for hours, prancing around in a fully-masked school with no mask on. Because she’s a Democrat, and she’s “special.”
The RNC got Democrats and their masking hypocrisy right in this video - Masks for thee, but not for me:
Speaking of people who are right about COVID, I give you Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis:
Excerpt from that story:
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (R-FL) spoke to Fox News digital in an extensive interview, published Tuesday, in which the GOP stalwart defended comedian Joe Rogan and accused some in the media of “spewing misinformation” related to the Covid-19 pandemic.
DeSantis, a potential 2024 Republican presidential contender, was asked by Fox to weigh in on CNN media reporter Brian Selter’s recent comment warning Americans against trusting podcasters like Rogan “who just wing it” over actual newsrooms.
“Well, I think when people are going to look back at this, they’re going to look at outlets like CNN, New York Times as having spewed misinformation they claim to be policing it,” said DeSantis.
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100% truth.
If it weren’t for leftwing bias, the corrupt news media would have no bias at all:
*sigh*
Just another reminder that U.S. teachers’ unions are run by outright Marxists like Randi Weingarten:
These soulless ghouls hate your children and will continue to abuse them until they are forcibly stopped. If you are a teacher and a voluntary member of one of these communist fronts, you really should reconsider your life choices.
To close out this absurdity parade, watch how school kids in Israel reacted when told they would no longer have to hide their faces behind these useless pieces of cloth:
Absolute, unbridled joy. This deranged abuse of our children must end.
That is all.
Remarkable when children are wiser than the Jack Legs in charge of our Country.