Wednesday's Woeful Absurdities: Old Joe is So Proud of his Son and the UN is Taking Censorship Global

“I’m very proud of my son,” said the Sock Puppet on the day his crackhead son Hunter very predictably received a sweetheart deal from the DOJ ensuring he will serve no jail time for his myriad gun and tax crimes. No doubt Old Joe is “proud” of the fact that his family name yet again ensured America’s two-tiered system of [no] justice will endure and grow ever more pronounced, thus protecting the family grift into the future.

He is also no doubt proud that, on the same day, Hunter ensured that his born-out-of-wedlock daughter out in Arkansas will be banned from using the Biden name as part of a lawsuit settlement there, thus relieving the Big Guy from the nasty duty of pretending to be a grandfather to the poor child. Which, given Old Joe’s touchy-feely, hair-sniffing tendencies towards young girls, is probably a benefit to the kid, come to think of it.