Wednesday's Woeful Absurdities: We Are Well and Truly Doomed if We Give These People 4 More Years

Let’s start with this little gem of our fake, nominal POTUS Sock Puppet ostensibly taking a call from one of his grandchildren while at the NATO conference in Europe yesterday:

“I’ve had a rule my entire life: No matter what’s happening, no matter how important the meeting, I’ll always answer a call from my grandchildren.” - The Sock Puppet’s handlers claim.