Wednesday's Wonderful Absurdities: Nikki Loses Nevada to None, 1 Dem Tells the Truth, and RINO Revolt Scuttles Impeachment For Now

Man, it’s got to be pretty hard to trot out there before your supporters and funders to give a primary “victory” speech when you just came in a very, very distant 2nd to a candidate with no name.

Ok, well, that candidate’s name is actually Trump, but Trump chose not to waste any money on Nevada’s meaningless primary since it is, well, meaningless. I mean that in the sense that it doesn’t play a role in deciding a single delegate to the GOP convention. That job falls to the GOP caucus that will be held Thursday. Trump is on the ballot for that one, and yesterday’s primary results likely provide a pretty accurate picture of how it will all go:

That’s a 2-to-1 edge for “None,” i.e., Trump over Nikki, a hell of an insult that is, frankly, richly deserved.