Campaign Update by David Blackmon

Campaign Update by David Blackmon

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Wednesday's Wonderful Absurdities: KJP Goes all 'Bi-Caramel' as AOC Becomes a Movie Star, Sort of

Wednesday's Wonderful Absurdities: KJP Goes all 'Bi-Caramel' as AOC Becomes a Movie Star, Sort of

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Wednesday's Wonderful Absurdities: KJP Goes all 'Bi-Caramel' as AOC Becomes a Movie Star, Sort of
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We learn something new from KJP almost every day. For example, just a couple of weeks ago, we discovered that the White House Press Secretary doesn’t even know what he “Nobel” Prize is, as she referred to it as the “noble” prize half a dozen times in just a few minutes.

Yesterday, we discovered that she apparently believes the legislative process in Washington is coded with candy flavors:

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Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson
Kringe Jean Pierre is just inventing words at this point: “Bicarmel” support?
8:08 PM ∙ Dec 13, 2022
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“Hey, can I get me two scoops of that bi-caramel ice cream there, sir?”

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This face-palm moment also took place in the very same briefing:

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Kringe Jean Pierre utterly implodes last remaining shreds of her career in 45 seconds— the most brutal moment ever in a press briefing
8:07 PM ∙ Dec 13, 2022
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You get the feeling that poor KJP just doesn’t have anything to add to anything.

No wonder her sign-language lady always has such a panicked look on her face. You try to interpret this stuff.

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