Wednesday's Wonderful Absurdities: Traitors, Hypocrites, Cokeheads and Cardi B's Microphone

Let’s start with this from our Only in America file:

I’m sorry, that just cracks me up. A modestly talented ex-stripper becomes a pop star, throws a mic at a member of her depraved adoring audience, and the damn thing sells for almost 100 grand a few days later.

That’s your American success story for today.

Holy crap.