Wednesday's Wonderful Absurdities: Bobulinsky's Back as Elon Musk is About to Take Over Twitter

Talk about your wonderful coincidences, how about the returns yesterday of Tony Bobulinski and Elon Musk’s deal to acquire Twitter? Or is it less of a coincidence and more of a planned October surprise by the GOP?

Don’t know. Really don’t care. Just happy it’s happening.

Here’s a key clip from the interview with Bobulinski with Tucker Carlson that aired on Fox News last night:

Curtis Houck @CurtisHouck

This is maybe THE clip from this interview. Bobulinski to #Tucker: "I remember looking at Jim Biden in saying how are you guys getting away with this? Like, aren't you concerned? And he looked at me and he laughed a little bit and said. 'plausible deniability.'"

Oh. Sounds right to me, and it should to you, too.

Bobulinski told Carlson that he was re-surfacing now because he’s frustrated over the fact that the utterly corrupt American dumpster fire media is still covering up the story about the Hunter Biden laptop. For those who may have forgotten, Bobulinski credibly claims to have been a paid operative in the Biden Crime Family’s influence-peddling grift while Old Joe served as Vice President.

In another clip from the interview, Bobulinski confirms that the Bidens - Hunter and Joe and Joe’s brother James - were selling the Biden Crime Family name to extract hundreds of millions from Chinese interests controlled by the communist Chinese government:

Curtis Houck @CurtisHouck

And here's even more audio from #Tucker of Bobulinski and Biden family business associates. In this clip, Bobulinski noted how Hunter was involved "because he was feeling his family's name and that's the whole reason why the Chinese were there....Let's be honest with each other."

Over $5 million of the money went to Hunter:

Greg Price @greg_price11

Tucker: "How much did Hunter Biden expect to make from his business dealings with the Chinese?" Bobulinski: "The Biden's probably thought they were going to make billions." Tucker: "Did Hunter receive the money?" Bobulinski: "He received over $5 million."

No doubt, with a 10% cut going to the “Big Guy,” who Bobulinski confirms again is a reference to Old Joe:

America First @AmericaFirstPAC

WATCH this entire clip: Hunter Biden’s former business partner Tony Bobulinski: “I 1000% sit here and know that 'the big guy' is referencing Joe Biden.”

The full interview can be found at this link. Fox News will probably publish a transcript of it later today at the same site. It’s gold, Jerry, gold!

Almost simultaneously with the mid-day time the preview clips of the interview began airing across Fox News and Fox Business on Tuesday, this little announcement came along:

MarketWatch @MarketWatch

Here's what Twitter users think about Musk affirming he will buy the platform

on.mktw.netElon Musk wants to move forward with his purchase of Twitter. Here’s how some Twitter users reacted.Musk and Twitter are now proceeding with a deal at the original offer price of $54.20 a share.

And this is what that could mean:

Immediately upon the breaking of that news, conservative Twitter users began to notice big cuts in their numbers of followers as Twitter’s corrupt staff engaged in a frantic effort to purge bot accounts that their management has claimed really didn’t exist from the company’s records.

Funny how that works, huh?

Corrupt blue check “reporters” with corrupt mainstream media outlets immediately began to frantically speculate that Musk’s Twitter takeover - in which he has promised to restore this thing called “free speech” to what has become a leftwing propaganda platform - could impact the mid-term elections:

Ben Collins @oneunderscore__

For those of you asking: Yes, I do think this site can and will change pretty dramatically if Musk gets full control over it. No, there is no immediate replacement. If it gets done early enough, based on the people he's aligned with, yes, it could actually affect midterms.

Ben Collins @oneunderscore__

We know from Musk's private texts he talks with people who want to let Trump back on and make a "Blake Masters type" a "VP of enforcement." Masters is a far-right Senate candidate backed by Facebook founder and Trump donor Peter Thiel.

Ben Collins @oneunderscore__

Wow. As part of this Twitter suit, here are some texts to Elon Musk from a redacted recipient and sender. One talks about letting back on "the boss himself" — likely Trump — and creates a strategy for making a "Blake Masters type" a "VP of enforcement." https://t.co/QqczyfOtB8

Ben Collins @oneunderscore__

What does this look like in the short term? Abandonment of traditional moderation policies. Stuff like Pizzagate — pushed by bots and liars — will be protected. Disinfo campaigns will top trending topics and drive news cycles. Authoritarian governments will have a field day.

Hilarious. And awful. I mean, how despicable is it that sleazy journalists now bemoan the potential loss of Twitter’s outright censorship policies? Of course, none of the “journalists” were ever censored because they’re all reliable leftists who consider Trump and Peter Thiel and Blake Masters to be the enemy, so they’re all cool with that.

These are the very worst people in our society today, and if you think any of them are your friends, boy do you live in a dream world.

Let’s move on…

Speaking of our beloved national Sock Puppet, he’s now claiming to be of Puerto Rican descent, sort of:

Greg Price @greg_price11

Biden: "I was sort of raised in the Puerto Rican community at home politically."

It all brings to mind Steve Martin’s great opening line from the classic film, “The Jerk”:

Holy crap.

Aaron Judge finally, at long last, let the Roger Maris family return to their normal lives by hitting his 62nd home run last night, and the Daily Mail thinks he did it in the Bronx:

Daily Mail US @DailyMail

Aaron Judge hits No 62 in the Bronx! Yankees superstar overtakes Roger Maris

trib.alAaron Judge hits No 62! Yankees superstar overtakes MarisYankees superstar Aaron Judge has finally surpassed Roger Maris’ American League single-season home run record by hitting his 62nd of the season to become the all-time leader.

Fact Check: He actually hit it in Globe Life Field in Arlington, Texas, about 9 miles in a straight line from my home. These media hacks don’t even bother to get the simple, basic facts right anymore.

Incidentally, I think Texas Rangers pitchers deserve a formal commendation for actually being brave enough to throw some strikes to Judge. The rank cowardice displayed by pitchers for the Red Sox and other teams Judge has faced since hitting #60 has just been despicable.

But thank goodness our long national nightmare is finally over and we won’t have to suffer through these interruptions in our Saturday football games to watch Judge get walked yet again anymore.

God Bless America.

That is all.