Wednesday's Wonderful Absurdities: Oz Fries Fetterman and Hillary Denies the 2024 Election Outcome in Advance
You just can't make this stuff up, folks. Don't even try.
John Fetterman, the Democrat nominee for the U.S. Senate in Pennsylvania, who is a hobo, tried his best to duck debating Dr. Oz. He refused three previously scheduled opportunities in September and early October in an effort to give himself time to recover his faculties from the obviously major stroke he suffered earlier this year, pushing the timing back to as late in the campaign as reasonably possible.
Now, we know why. Despite the best efforts of corrupt reporters and his campaign handlers - including his grasping, clawing wife - to claim his symptoms are mild and that he only has problems with auditory pickup that could be cured with the use of a big TV screen providing him with closed captions so he can read the questions being asked, Fetterman proved conclusively that he is in fact barely functional.
All you need to see is this clip as he can’t form a remotely cogent thought about fracking:
The simple fact is that John Fetterman has consistently opposed fracking and drilling for natural gas in Pennsylvania’s Marcellus shale - the biggest single natural gas resource known to exist on the face of the earth - for at least a decade now. It is well-documented and undeniable. It’s a crucial issue in this campaign since tens of thousands of Pennsylvania jobs depend on the natural gas industry.
A real candidate for the U.S. senate would have had a cogent, detailed answer prepared for that crucial question that he knew would come. But all the Hobo can do is stammer out an incoherent non-answer.