Wednesday's Wonderful Absurdities: The Deadly Threat of a President Gavin Newsom, and Remembering Charlie Rangel

Let’s kick off today’s fun with another bullseye from the parody geniuses at the Babylon Bee:

That there’s funny, I don’t care who ya are. Well, unless you’re Gavin Newsom.

Speaking of Gavin Newsom, here is what the street leading up to the California state capitol building in Sacramento looks like:

This is not a problem isolated to San Francisco and Los Angeles, folks. Newsom has turned the entire state into your basic third-world country.

Of course, now he is preparing to try to expand his unique form of evil genius nationwide with a presidential run in 2028.