Wednesday's Wonderful Absurdities: San Fran Nan and Liz Cheney Run Their Jan. 6 Ship Aground
Top Gun: Maverick continues to slaughter everyone else at the movie box office, topping $1 billion on Tuesday:
Mind you, Tom Cruise’s new, unabashedly pro-America film reached that lofty plateau without playing on a single screen in … wait for it … China.
And get this: It is the first $1 billion grossing movie in Cruise’s career. It broke the Memorial Day weekend domestic box office record with a $156 million opening. Five weeks later, it is still running neck-and-neck with the new Elvis film to be the week’s top grossing film. In prior weeks, Top Gun: Maverick banished Buzz Lightyear to the scrap heap of woke Disney history, and slaughtered the latest tiresome dinosaur sequel.
All without doing what everyone else in Hollywood has been doing for the last 25 years, sucking up to the communist Chinese government.
You think anyone in Hollywood is paying attention yet?
Yeah, probably not.
Let’s move on…
Really, there’s only one topic to talk about here, and that’s the completely illegitimate, Soviet-style show trial that is the San Fran Nan/Liz Cheney production of Insurrection: Jan. 6, aka, the January 6 Committee.
Nan and Liz and the rest of their pack of goose-stepping morons got themselves deep in the doo-doo Tuesday, when they called a hastily-organized special hearing to take the testimony of one [checks notes] Cassidy Hutchinson, who had been a low-level functionary on the White House communications team during the latter months of the Trump administration.
Ms. Hutchinson sat before the Kangaroo Court for hours, spinning all sorts of yarns about Trump being - gasp! - angry, Trump being - gasp! gasp! - upset, Trump being…wait for it…out of control!
At one point she told the committee that her boss’s boss’s boss had said that there were MAGA supporters on the National Mall that day carrying AR-15s, according to a report filed by the DC police! Now, think about that: There is no open carry law in DC, first of all, and had any law enforcement officer actually seen anyone carrying a semi-automatic rifle within a few hundred yards of a rally at which the President of the United States happened to be speaking, a literal army of LEOs would have descended upon the Mall to take them down.
Second, we are expected to believe that there were multiple men walking around the National Mall carrying these rifles and no one with an IPhone thought to take video of them? Really? You can’t come up with anything better than this, Nan? You actually believe this crap, Liz?
It was an obvious, ridiculous, shameful lie.
At another point, Hutchinson recited a tale about Trump getting so mad that day, that he threw a dinner plate at the wall, shattering it. “There was ketchup on the wall of the White House,” she said dramatically.
Oh, no, not Ketchup!
Why not just bring this guy in, Liz and Nan?
Then, to cap it all off, Hutchinson told the goose-steppers she had heard from one of her boss’s bosses that, as he was being driven back to the White House after the rally, Trump ordered the Secret Service agent driving the presidential limousine, known as “the Beast,” to take him up to the Capitol building where he could join the protest that was just starting to happen there.
When the agent told Trump that he could not do that because it was against SS protocol, Hutchinson said she had heard from her boss’s boss or something that Trump shouted “I’m the f*cking president!” and reached over to grab the steering wheel.
Big Problem with that: In order to grab the steering wheel, Trump would have had to have been riding in the front passenger seat of the limo, which is also against protocol and never, never, ever happens.
Second Big Problem: Trump would have had to have been in the Beast for Hutchinson’s tale to be in any way accurate. But it turns out he was actually riding in one of the SS’s armored SUVs that day:
Oh.
Third Big Problem: The driver and his boss at the SS are preparing to offer sworn testimony that Hutchinson is lying through her carefully capped teeth about all of this:
Think about this, folks: Peter Alexander of NBC News is the guy who is nailing the coffin shut on the Jan. 6 committee. Peter f'in Alexander of NBC f'in News.
Glorious.
So, Nan and Liz and Bug Eyes Schiff and Traitor Kinzinger and all the other disgusting participants in this traveling circus have a real conundrum on their hands. Do they agree to take the sworn testimony of these Secret Service agents in public, on television, or do they try to ignore them and lose whatever tiny sliver of credibility they might have at this point?
Because again, that is not Peter Doocey of Fox News running with that report: It is Peter F’in Alexander, reliable Democrat toady at NBC F’in News, who is running with it.
This special, emergency hearing could turn out to be the biggest political blunder in American history.
It just could not possibly happen to a more deserving bunch of goose-stepping commies.
In other news, Ghislaine Maxwell, partner in crime of Jeffrey Epstein, was sentenced to 20 years in the federal pen yesterday:
She was immediately placed on suicide watch. Gosh, wonder why?
Is it too early to let you know that Ghislaine Maxwell didn’t kill herself?
Speaking of Hillary Clinton, the most grievance-ridden individual in American history had this to say about the great Clarence Thomas in an interview with the insipid Gayle King Tuesday:
Look at her facial expression as King talks: Like a snake stalking its prey.
Obviously, in attacking Justice Thomas in this specific way, Hillary is engaging in her favorite tactic of projection - projecting her own misdeeds onto a political opponent. At this point in her disgraceful life, it’s all she knows how to do.
You just could never make this stuff up, folks. Don’t waste your time trying.
That is all.