Wednesday's Wonderful Absurdity: The 'Milktoast" Edition [Updated]

Things have become so testy at Mar-a-Lago now that Donald Trump has even taken to attacking one of his most faithful, loyal supporters, Kayleigh McEnany. Unfortunately, he did it in a way that proves yet again that the man remains in desperate need of a proofreader, not to mention just a token smidgen of self-control.

Take a look:

Man, that’s just, as Trump would say, sad. Or, actually, I guess he would say, SAD!!!

My goodness.

[Edit: For those of you from Rio Linda, while “milk toast” is a delicious breakfast treat, “milquetoast” is the correct spelling for what Trump was trying and failing to convey here.]

***UPDATE***

Now, it turns out that Trump blew his 4th-grader stack about nothing. Turns out Kayleigh actually cited the right numbers, and those numbers came from…wait for it…TRUMP’S OWN POLLSTER, John McLaughlin:

You just cannot make this stuff up, folks. Don’t even try.

That is all.