Wednesday's Wondrous Absurdities: So, Biden Has Cured Cancer, and DeSantis Tries the Dreaded Campaign Re-Launch

Great news, y’all! Joe Biden has cured cancer, so you can all go back to smoking 3 packs a day now!

Seriously, that’s what the old geezer claimed during his latest TelePrompter reading on Tuesday:

“I said I’d cure cancer, and they looked at me like, why cancer? Because we can! We ended cancer as we know it,” he really, truly said.

Watch the video if you don’t believe me:

Now, if Donald Trump had said something so ridiculous and obviously false on its face, the national propaganda media would have flown into a frenzy of debunkery to the claim, and well they should have.

But when the Sock Puppet reads it from his TelePrompter, the lapdogs just roll over in unison and beg for a good belly scratching.