Wednesday's World of Absurdities: Brandon Falls is Now a Thing

Now, this is funny:

Newsmax @newsmax

The place where President Joe Biden fell off his bicycle last month in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware, has been listed as a historical landmark called "Brandon Falls" on Google Maps. bit.ly/3Pjfrks

Here’s a screen shot of Google Maps at “Brandon Falls:”

Funniest of all, though, is the fact that the Democrat operative “fact-checkers” at Snopes felt compelled to do this:

snopes.com @snopes

✅ Yes, as of now, if you open Google Maps, you can find a historical landmark named “Brandon Falls” near the location where Joe Biden fell off his bike last month. ❌ However, “Brandon Falls” was not an official state-sanctioned landmark.

snopes.com‘Brandon Falls’ Added to Google Maps to Mock Biden’s Bike FallInternet trolls have been “Bidening” at “Brandon Falls” in Delaware.

You could not make this stuff up if someone had a gun to your head, folks. All you can do is hope nobody ever puts one there.

This one, though, you could totally make up if you understand the mind of the average woke nitwit in this country.

By now, you’ve all heard of the “good Samaritan” with a gun who stopped a mass shooter in an Indiana mall before he could really get his carnage going at full speed.

Just the News @JustTheNews

'Good Samaritan' citizen had gun under state's constitutional carry law when he stopped mass shooter | Just The News

trib.al‘Good Samaritan’ citizen had gun under state’s constitutional carry law when he stopped mass shooterHero reportedly had no formal training.

The Police Chief of Greenwood, Indiana said the actions of the hero, Elisjsha Dicken, were “nothing short of heroic.” The Mayor praised Dicken for saving lives of many Greenwood citizens.

But woke nitwits? Why, their big concern is that Mr. Dicken, while carrying legally under the state’s constitutional carry law, was carrying his gun in violation of the mall’s “gun-free zone” policy.

Here’s one example from the Perpetual Outrage Mob on Twitter:

Andrea McCall @andreamdecamp

"Good Samaritan" ? More like someone who was also carrying in a Gun Free zone who could have also hurt more people while taking the original shooter down. Like does anyone actually know the Good Samaritan story? It's about your supposed enemy helping you when you're in need.

In her Twitter profile, Ms. McCall lists her preferred pronouns. Because of course she does. That’s really all you need to know.

Let’s move on…

Pete Buttigieg, past and future child Democrat presidential candidate, said the quiet part out loud again during a congressional hearing on Tuesday:

TheBlaze @theblaze

Pete Buttigieg: “The more pain we are all experiencing from the high price of gas, the more benefit there is for those who can access electric vehicles”

Kentucky Rep. Thomas Massie, the questioner in that video clip, got it right when he said of EVs that “They’re impractical, and if we blindly follow these goals that Biden has set out, it will cause pain and suffering for the middle class,” Massie said.

But Buttigieg is fine with pain and suffering for the middle class. That in fact is exactly what he was boasting about when he said “The more pain we are all experiencing from the high price of gas, the more benefit there is for those who can access electric vehicles.”

The pain is intentional, folks. It’s the plan, and it has been the plan of the climate alarmist religion for decades now. It’s all part and parcel of Joe Biden’s “incredible” energy transition.

There is no reason whatsoever to be confused about this anymore. So don’t be.

Here’s the non-surprising political story of the day:

Honestly, could it possibly surprise anyone that just $7 million out of $50 million Abrams has raised comes from her home state of Georgia? Or that she has raised more money from California - $10 million - than from her own voters?

Does it surprise you that Abrams recently held a fundraiser in Hollywood at the home of John Legend and Chrissy Teigen? Or that $1.5 million of the $7 million listed as coming from Georgia comes from a Democrat party front “voting rights” group called Fair Fight? That group no doubt pulls in most of its own money from outside of Georgia - you know, like from George Soros’s bank account.

Speaking of Soros money, the hefty candidate received a hefty contribution from his front group Democracy PAC for $2.5 million. Guess who will really be running Georgia on the off chance that Dems can steal enough votes to call her the winner in this election?

Meanwhile, her GOP opponent, incumbent Brian Kemp, has raised $31.5 million, 83% of which comes from in-state donors. That’s great to brag about in a political ad, but it won’t do much to stop all the Democrat voter fraud plans for election day. The 2020 election demonstrated clearly that Georgia Republicans aren’t exactly a bunch of Columbos or Kojaks when it comes to ferreting out the fraud.

Polls still indicate Kemp has a decent lead in the race, but it will have to be better than decent to overcome all the vote stealing that will inevitably happen in Atlanta and other Democrat strongholds around the state. Whether the voting integrity law Georgia enacted last year can effectively reduce the corruption remains to be seen.

I wouldn’t bet the farm on it.

That is all.