Wednesday's World of Absurdities: Old Joe Biden Twists in a Whirlwind of His Own Making

After watching Old Joe Biden try in vain to read a speech from his TelePrompter on his sound stage several blocks from the White House Tuesday afternoon, I am convinced that we need to amend the Constitution to invoke an age cap on those holding federal office. How anyone, even the most brainwashed liberal, could watch that incoherent travesty and reach any other conclusion is beyond all reason.

Yes, I understand that removing Old Joe means elevating the useless Kamala Harris, an alternative that could indeed prove to be even worse. But this semi-lucid buffoon is an international laughingstock who is dragging our country into a world war even as he destroys our economy. Maybe it’s time to take that risk.

According to Biden, inflation is not his fault, even though it very demonstrably is mainly his fault. In his speech, he attempted to blame our out-of-control inflation variously on Valdimir Putin, on COVID-19, on Republicans and on something called “Ultra MAGA,” which has got to rank as the dumbest talking point in the history of talking points.

He even apparently believes the inflation he created is a “strength,” given that that is exactly what he says in this clip:

Daily Caller @DailyCaller

Biden: "That strength that we've built is inflation."

Remember: He is reading that from a prepared text. That text was written by his evil, elder-abusing handlers and went through several levels of review before it was finally approved.

Here’s how Texas Senator Ted Cruz responded to it:

Ted Cruz @tedcruz

He’s really, really close to echoing Jimmy Carter and telling us to just “put on a sweater.” https://t.co/GaSb4gGgfP

Washington Free Beacon @FreeBeacon

Reporter: "Have you ever thought of your administration asking Americans to drive less and take public transport?" Biden: "They don’t have that many options in terms of transportation around the country right now. If you live in the Northeast corridor, you do." https://t.co/YL5cYRrC7i

I lived through the Jimmy Carter presidency and spent 40 years thinking I would never have to live through anything worse than those dark years. Boy, was I wrong.

You just can’t make this stuff up, folks. You really can’t. We are so damn screwed.

Let’s move on…

Elon Musk had an active day, making various comments about what he will do once his acquistion of Twitter is complete. First, he said this:

zerohedge @zerohedge

*MUSK: TWITTER'S `STRONG LEFT BIAS' ROOTED IN SAN FRANCISCO HQ Texas, here we come

Yes, by all means, move Twitter’s headquarters to Texas, Elon. But fair warning: If you move it to San Francisco East, i.e., Austin, nothing’s going to change.

Suggestion: Fort Worth is a very nice place these days.

Later in the day, Musk set the Twitter world on fire by saying this:

CNBC Now @CNBCnow

BREAKING: Elon Musk says he would lift Twitter ban on Donald Trump after deal closes

cnbc.comElon Musk says he would lift Twitter ban on Donald Trump after deal closesTrump has said he wouldn’t return to the platform if invited back.

All those loud noises you heard around 4:00 CT were the sounds of exploding heads in the Woke Twitter Perpetual Outrage Mob.

Glorious.

Here, Prince Charles, subbing in for an ailing Queen Elizabeth, speaks about his desire to "help ease the cost of living for families" while sitting on a golden throne and draped in golden jewelry and ornamentation, along with an array of military medals he did not earn in any real way:

Bloomberg UK @BloombergUK

Prince Charles announces the government's top priority is to "help ease the cost-of-living for families," with a promise to "level up opportunity in all parts of the country" bloom.bg/3srLLZ0

I will never understand Britain's ongoing tolerance of this family of grifters. I have a lot of respect for Queen Elizabeth, who has conducted her 70 years on the throne in a very resolute and dignified manner. But the rest of her family is so much garbage, little different from “American royalty” like the Kardashians.

Speaking of garbage Americans, this man advocated for prosecuting and jailing anyone who refused to allow their body to have the Johnson & Johnson or Pfizer vaccines injected into their bodies:

The Hill @thehill

Howard Stern on abortion: I miss Republicans who "didn’t want to invade your private life" hill.cm/jblpsmI

Just wanted to remind you.

And speaking of vaccines, quadruple-vaxxed Bill Gates, the worlds most fervent pusher of vaccines and lockdowns and abusing our school children, announced on Tuesday that he, too, has tested positive for COVID-19:

Disclose.tv @disclosetv

JUST IN - Bill Gates infected with COVID, experiencing "mild symptoms."

Naturally, he added that he is so, so grateful for having been quadruple-vaccinated and still catching the virus. LOL.

Outside of Old Joe Biden, I give you the dumbest man on the planet:

Texans for Abbott @AbbottCampaign

NEW! Beto said what? Beto: "When We Lift Title 42... We Are Going To Be Safer."

Honestly, at this point, I almost feel guilty about making fun of this pathetic wretch. Almost, but not quite.

Finally, there is this from our “First-World Upper-Class White People Problems” file:

CBS News @CBSNews

Actor James Cromwell and others demonstrated at a New York City Starbucks in an effort to encourage the company not to charge extra for vegan milk. Cromwell super-glued his hand to the counter in front of the cash registers.

cbsn.ws“Succession” actor James Cromwell super-glued himself to a Starbucks counter as part of PETA’s vegan milk protestCromwell and others demonstrated at the New York City Starbucks in an effort to encourage the company not to charge extra for vegan milk.

Seriously, folks: If the biggest concern at any point in your life is that Starbucks charges more for soy milk and almond milk and oat milk than it does for real milk, then you truly need to find better things to be concerned about.

Plus, I thought James Cromwell was dead. Seriously, like 10 years ago?

Guess not.

That is all.