Welp, Eclipses Are Racist Now, Folks.
I swear I don’t make this stuff up - this is a real article carried today in an online publication called Capital B:
I don’t even know what else to say, other than we should have all seen this one coming.
That is all.
Of course eclipses are racist! That is my favorite thing about them! They are also mechanisms of bourgeois oppression, Comrade. Someone should tell Cackles to make them illegal.
Well for sure, with the coming electrical grid reliability issues, you will start seeing "news" about how blackouts are racist, too!