There is no other news today, folks: Elon Musk just notified the SEC that he is making a “best and final offer” of $54.20 for all outstanding shares of the increasingly evil social media company Twitter: Here’s an excerpt from that story at Bloomberg:
Holy crap! Who didn't see that move by Musk coming? Elon's buying those twitter shares, then refusing the board seat, set my spidey sense a-tingling. Now this move by Musk just affirmed what I thought might happen. Its not that I'm the sharpest crayon in the box, but it was a natural move for Musk to own the whole damn thing once he owned any part of it.
So, how come he's rich and I ain't? Not really asking. Now if he could just buy off all the crooked critters in DC and send 'em home...ah, well, yeah right. Just sayin'.
Holy crap! Who didn't see that move by Musk coming? Elon's buying those twitter shares, then refusing the board seat, set my spidey sense a-tingling. Now this move by Musk just affirmed what I thought might happen. Its not that I'm the sharpest crayon in the box, but it was a natural move for Musk to own the whole damn thing once he owned any part of it.
So, how come he's rich and I ain't? Not really asking. Now if he could just buy off all the crooked critters in DC and send 'em home...ah, well, yeah right. Just sayin'.
rah rah sis boom bah
Picture an old, fat, balding guy doing the happy dance :)
Naturally, the Bee providing some rapid response satire... https://babylonbee.com/news/twitter-headquarters-suffers-severe-water-damage-from-liberal-employees-tears