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JayCee's avatar

What do you expect when you cross breed Goofy with a ventriloquist dummy, who is too demented and doesn’t know his left hand from his other left hand or why it is required he extract his right foot from his mouth, as he waves at his teleprompter for the last slide and says good night to Taylor Swift or was it Elizabeth Taylor ?

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Chickie Galore's avatar

My turkeys are smarter.

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NoneOfThisIsReal's avatar

Good to finally hear Biden take the blame for causing the war in the middle east. I blamed him anyway, but good to hear him admit that Hamas would not have attacked had Joe's string-puller, Braaaaaaawwwwwk!, minded his own business.

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David Girardot's avatar

Man, "Braaaaaaawwwwwk!" sounds like a great parakeet meme.

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David Girardot's avatar

Enjoy college football today, David (as I will). But I understand how you couldn't pass this one up. Damn, I am gonna use that Cheddar thing for awhile! I can only guess he meant Qatar, but the last thing I want to do is get into his puddin' head.

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