Gay Gone!

After the Harvard Crimson student paper published an editorial calling for her resignation due to her amazing compilation of plagiarized academic papers, Harvard President Claudine Gay submitted her resignation mid-day Wednesday:

Naturally, she admits zero wrongdoing and blames her problems on racism. Because that’s what radical leftist scumbags always do.

Here’s the full resignation letter for your reading pleasure - no word on how much of it was plagiarized from other folks’s resignation letters:

Good riddance.

That is all.