Saturday's Absurdity Parade: When A Babylon Bee Parody Becomes CNN's Reality
I kid you not, this was a real headline that ran across the chyron on the self-destructing fake news operation known as CNN on Friday:
The satire geniuses at the Babylon Bee could not have put it any better. Remember: It’s only funny because you think - or in this case, know - it could well be true.
This is what brainwashed liberals in the U.S. and Canada were calling an “insurrection” this week:
Speaking of Canada and liberals, it seems appropriate to remind you of this inconvenient truth:
The apple really doesn’t fall far from the communist tree.
I’ll have whatever it is that those 20% have been drinking, and make it a double:
Think about it: Just 20% of Americans believe their current nominal POTUS will ultimately be successful in the job. This stunning vote of no confidence comes just over 1 year into a 4-year term.
This is not just about policy, either: A majority of the public now clearly sees that this Sock Puppet is simply not capable of handling the duties of the office. They see it every time he unsuccessfully tries to read a script from his TelePompter. They see it every time he struggles to remember the names of his cabinet members or members of congress. They see it every time he shuffles from the White House across the lawn to Marine One:
Yes, the policies are failing, epically. But a huge part of this no confidence in the public stems from the reality of the man himself. We knew this about him 3 years ago, when he announced his intention to run. The public is only now awakening to the monstrosity their votes created due to the efforts by the corrupt news media to ignore and cover up that reality.
Just one more reason why the utter corruption of the American press is a clear and present danger to our national survival.
I love this Mediaite headline - think about it:
Actually, Maggie Haberman didn’t sit on her “toilet scoop” for over a year: She made it up out of whole cloth to help sell books.
Haberman’s “scoop” is just the premise for the latest in an unending 6-year series of anti-Trump hoaxes mounted by the Democrats and their media toadies. We all know this, and everyone in the corrupt news media knows it, too. Despicable people. Enemies of the people, all of them.
This tweet, from a cameraman at a corrupt Canadian media outlet, is truly precious:
Yes, it’s just so darn hard to understand why the public would consider the media to be their enemy. Just inexplicable, right? Sure.
Why do modern-day leftists all seem to be such raging racists? Part 6,593:
My goodness. This woman is the favorite to be the Democrat nominee to challenge Ron DeSantis. Good luck with that, toots.
Joe Rogan got it exactly right about CNN:
True. And nobody watches them, either.
This should scare you to death:
The thought of this human Sock Puppet attempting to have an extemporaneous conversation with Vladimir Putin is the most frightening thing to hit the American public since “Damien: Omen 2.” Maybe this prospect is why National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan warned yesterday that the Russian invasion of Ukraine is “imminent.”
Yes, right after they hang up.
Holy crap.
That is all.
Play stupid games, you get stupid consequences Biden!
I suspect we'll see the Ukrainian President and Putin strike some sort of deal.
Most likely, he will concede a portion of the Ukraine for peace. Those who wish to remain under Ukrainian governing will have to move or stay and fight on their own. Putin is smart enough to know that he can troll Slojoe and gang and get what he wants without crossing the border or firing a shot.
The CEYEA and the Warmonger Uniparty in DC want a war more for distraction than anything. It's their go to when they have put our once great nation in the toilet and can't explain away their malfeasance and corruption.