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Chip Block's avatar

Upon hearing this, Biden issued a statement: "I am proud of this young FDA genius. Right now I have authorized the recruiting of a thousand African Pygmies who are skilled in blow-darting. They will sneak into the hoods at night and wait for the blacks to emerge and be blowdarted. It's for their own good, for the children."

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PainesBannedGhost's avatar

No doubt Corn Pop will be along as an advisor, collecting a hefty consultant fee.

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Philly_Buster's avatar

Careful.....in Chicago they shoot back

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